Nike Back to the Future Shoes

Those wicked Nike shoes Marty wore in BTTFII are finally here & four years early. Exactly like they were in the movie sans automatic shoe laces (hey maybe they'll get that in for 2015 to tie in with the movie timeline). 1500 of these awsome hoof coverings are being auctioned on ebay with proceeds going to the Michael J Fox foundation.

Check out out here

Pretty hefty price tags though, they're going for $3.5K & higher.. still if you want to have the coolest shoes ever made open up your wallet..

T-Shirt Bottle Opener.. make your spouse more useful!

Hey this caught my attention.. maybe it's the big closeup of a bikini clad young girls buttox on their homepage but the idea is still endeering.. you can now buy a t-shirt with an integrated bottle opener.. how sweet.. when I whip the lid off a beer I usually do it with my 'standard' t-shirt, which of course damages those little fibres and I end up getting scolded by my better half for being so thoughtless.. you could go some old-school approaches to opening a bottle (like using your eye socket, which looks very tough but can cause serious scarring to your peepers) .. Now you can buy a mens t-shirt from http://www.tanked.com.au/ or even a cap with integrated bottle opener.. but the idea of passing your wife (who would be wearing a t-shirt, bikini bottom and a lustful look) your brewski and saying "sweetie.. do you mind?" is much more appealing.. here's a product with dual functionality.. it'll cover up those lovely lady lumps and perform as an attractive way to pop the lid on a coldie.. what more could you ask for?.. the German judges give it a 10 out of 10.. step up to the podium you good gadget you..
Wonders never cease, we're living in good times my friends.. good times.. check it out and turn your other half into something a little more useful [OPEN MY BEER] - t-shirts from about $43, there's also shorts and caps (but the womens top is the only one I really care about here hehe).

Rocket Alarm Clock.. just what YOU NEED !

I've seen some good alarm clock gadgets, like the one with wheels that jumps off your bedside table and races around until you catch it.. I mean who doesn't need some excitement to get the up in the morning? Nothing spells excitement to me like a missile (well there are a few things but lets keep this blog somewhat PGR) ..
So the basic idea is you set the alarm, and when its due to go off you get a 10 second countdown to abort the launch .. failure to abort means the missile goes flying possibly exploding something precious (ok it doesnt explode, it's got a soft nose not a thermo nucular device.. DOH!)..

Makes a great present for only $29.95 from the folks at latestbuy.com.au .. start the whold cold war thing all over again! Check it out -> [IBBM]
(that's Inter Bedroom Balistic Missile)

Virgin Galactic..

Virgin Galactic is moving forward, recently White Knight II was unveiled. This is truly a turning point in history, hats off to RB for pushing the privatisation of space.. (does anyone wear hats anymore? ok .. drop dacks for RB he is a f*cking legend .. you ROCK dude!!).

I love this little promo video.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09C795Rn3zk Check it out and wet yourself over the coolness of it all..

Now if I was to do this... I mean take a flight on RB's new spaceship and take the risk of being sucked through a pinhole into the cold blackness of space or burnt to a crisp on re-entry.. I would want it all to go MY way.. I mean doing zero G tummy tucks and giving each other the "hey Im OK" gestures in wicked next gen space suits is cool and all, while you look down at the scum who can never afford to do what you're doing situation is neat and all .. BUT.. the video of tightly clad space chicks is really just hinting at the real deal man..

Follow the youtube video.. man it all looks awesome.. but piss off the half dozen other people, my ride will be a private husband & wife trip.. and when the G's hit zero we drop dacks and do a space root while viewing the demise of planet earth from a great distance .. isn't that the ultimate? no? come on if you haven't had a zero G space root fantasy.. what the fuck are you doing on my blog? honestly.. go find some stupid blog about iphones or something..

RB You are my hero.. and if there is anything.. ANYTHING.. I can say or do that will bring me 1 step closer to my zero G heavily discounted space root fantasy let me know and I'll say it openly and shamelessly.. hey.. I'll sign the rights to the first zero G porno featuring me and my missuz and I'm sure she's up for it.. right hun ? .. hun? .. hello? ahem.. I think she said YUP before giving me the 1 finger salute *sigh*

oh well.. live long and prosper fellow space freaks.. PS the video does seem to indicate launches from AU are on the boards.. so all I have to do now is win "POWERBALL" and wait for the dream to roll in..

BRIO Network Bernie's Flashing Diode

My 3yr old son Lucas loves his Thomas the Tank train set - the wooden one with magnetic connectors (for the fellow Star Wars fans out there, guess what, he was named after George Lucas - 10 nerd points to ME! pwha yeah).
Ok BRIO is the same sort of thing, basic train set with magnetic connectors.. now these sorts of things come in the normal train station, bridge blah blah configuration *yawn*.. THIS caught my eye.. bring your 3Yr old into nerd town with the Brio flashing diaode. So this is like a big LED that will form part of your kids basic railway.. I like it ! I like it a lot ! (I wonder if Brio is compatible with Thomas's setup) .. better yet you can get it from those bargain masters deals direct in Australia! for about $45AUD inc shipping and batteries are included.. thats a very cheap way to tar your kid with the nerd brush at an early age just follow the link and get out your plastic heheh -> [NERD-MY-KID-NOW]

Rovio Rovio, where for art thou Rovio?

Wowwee Mr Wowwee, this is the coolest thing you've done so far.. I never did like your silly robosapien - but this looks truely neat-o !

Rovio is a WiFi enabled robotic webcam that moves in any direction and can be controlled remotely, anywhere in the world, via the Internet ! Watch your house while you're away (you'd be suprised how exciting an empty house is).. if you spot an intruder you can.. um.. get it to run in front of them and try and trip them up? (maybe it needs some weapons guys?)

It uses Northstar navigation software, you can setup waypoints and it will navigate to them with a click of a button.. and he'll go back to a charging station (just like the iRobot vacuums).

Features:- Easy to install & easy to use software- Keep an eye on your home from anywhere in the world- NorthStar Navigation System- Built-in rechargeable battery- 3 omni-directional wheels- 1 VGA cmos sensor- LED for night time illumination- 1 speaker- Built in microphone- USB connectivity- Wi-Fi connectivity

Not sure when it's coming to Australia but it will for Suuuuure.. and at a guess, will be around $500AUD oooh-ouchey

Bladestar from Wowwee - flying bots I like it a lot

This is neat-o, wowwee, makers of that stupid robosapien toy have released the next product in their 'flytech' range (the first being that flapping insect.. icky)
The Bladestar is a helecopter like indoor flyer with some neat twists - apart from its cool design, its not just a remote control mini heli, it has an autopilot mode which enables it to avoid the ceiling and fly away from obstacles - you can put the remote control down and use your hands to guide it.. neat! And you can face-off two of them for an air battle (the remote has a dogfight accessory so you can shoot down your opponent when it's in range)

Features
* Rechargeable helicopter-style flying action
* Unique hovering action
* Choose from RC or Autopilot Mode
* Using AI, guide FlyTech Bladestar with your hands!
* Face-off two FLYTECH BLADESTAR flyers in a mid-air battle
* An indoor only flyer, perfect for all seasons.
* Comes with 2 x spare blades, 2 x spare propellers, a Dogfight accessory, and a protective carrying case.

Hi tech bowling ball shaver

Remington, makers of things that shave have released what we've all been waiting for - a bowling ball shaver! Check out the pic, have you ever seen a bowling ball with less stubble?
It's also handy for shaving your own head so you too can look like a bowling ball ! You'll be a hit at the alley once the Remington Shortcut gets to work on your skull. You can't mess this up, use it like a brush and go ape shit on your head - also features a pop out trimmer so you can erase your sideburns.
Check out the demo, Johnny is a crack up -> [SHAVEMYHEAD]

Alarm Clock that escapes your snooze finger

As winter cometh and the mornings are cold as ice I'm finding it harder to get out of my cozy warm bed.. the alarm clock's snooze button is too easy to press.

This new alarm clock will fix that, you can hit snooze once, but don't try a second time, he'll jump off your bedside table and start racing around the room beeping like a crazed R2-D2 .. neat!

Features;

• a drop height of up to 3 feet (90 cm)mobility on wood and carpet

• an early low battery warning

• a variable snooze time (0-9 minutes) (snooze once before Clocky runs away, or choose 0 and Clocky runs right away)

• a flashing screen when beeping / running

• a random alarm beep pattern

• an ability to disable its wheels

Get one now for $89.95 from LatestBuy here -> [RUNANDGETME]

AA USB Rechargeable Batteries - no bits to loose

I love a good USB gadget, and this one really caught my eye - I think the picture speaks for itself, this is a AA USB rechargeable battery and it's all self contained. No bloody bits to loose, you don't have to hunt for a cable to plug it in, just pop the lid, stick it in your computer hole and off you go.
I go through batteries like shit through a goose so this looks like a little god-send. These are no piss weak batteries either, with 1450mAh of juice from Nickel-Metal Hydride (NiMH) cells to power your fleet of gadgetry (very comparable to the standard 1500mAh mob)
Not too expensive either, 2 piece pack from dealone.com.au will set you back about $15AUD - just follow the [ZAPLINK]

Pink Rhinestone Mouse - one for the Ladies

The ladies love their fashion, and they'll happily suffer to be just that little bit more desireable... and what self respecting geek wouldn't fall head over heals for a chick with a pink rhinestone mouse?

On the practical side, it's not going to go slipping around in your mits with that sort of grip surface.. in fact.. the gaming community could take a closer look at this one.. it is optical (do they make ball mice any more?).. I'd say excessive use may wear away your epidemis though.
It's a bargain for $19.95 after the [BLING-JUMP]

GTA IV Censored in Australia

Anyone familiar with the Grand Theft Auto series won't be too suprised to learn that content has been cut from the latest game, before it hits the shelves, to meet Australia's strict content control laws.
In the past I recall GTA III was pulled from the shelves after it was discovered you could go down a particular alley and get a HJ from a prostitute. The game was re-released some time later with that content removed (and I recall copies of the game that were purchased before the ban hit, sold on ebay for a premium). Then there was the more recent 'hot coffee' scandal in GTA San Andreas.

GTA IV will be sold in AU as suitable for 15+, which is apparently the maximum for video games in Australia - something that is in the process of being corrected & pulled into line with movies .. so we can have R rated games.
Mind you, I've read the content that's been cut are along the line of someone being buggered with a baseball bat.. so nothing worth missing anyway.

I personally went out at the start of the Easter break to get a new game, saw all the posters for GTA IV in the EB-Games shop and shelled out the $.. I was in such a hurry I didn't notice it wasnt actually out yet and I'd have to wait about 6 weeks to get it so I have it on pre-order.. oh well, I'm a silly sausage. I got Mass Effect at the same time & that kept me entertained over Easter.. top RPG game by the way.

X-Box to take the blue-pill

With the high def format war being won by the Blue Ray camp, rumor is the X-Box will be dumping HD DVD and go the way of the blue ray.

If they make it internal the cost of the machine may rise or Microsoft may have to sell the X-Box 360 at a loss, but I expect they'll release it as an external drive first following how they handled the HD DVD drive.

I'm just happy Blue Ray won because Blue is way cooler than Blue-Green, and Ruby Red is so lame & low frequency. mmm so what would beat a Blue laser?
How about a Krypton ion laser in the ultra violet spectrum ? Surely they could pack the pits even tighter? Are you following this ? (throws duster at Johnnies head)

WiFi Rabbit - I kid you not

The world really is an amazing place and it keeps getting cooler by the minute... its good to be alive.

ok I'm getting carried away, but the idea of a WiFi - internet enabled rabbit is cheezy maybe but still just too cool for school in my humble opinion.

So what does it do? It connects to your WiFi router (and obviously then to the internet) - to download content and relay it to you in the cutest japanezy sort of way. Its ears move around, lights flash & change colour (eg red to let you know your lover has sent you a saucy email) - he'll read content out (like messages sent from emails or phones, webpages etc) - play music.. everything you can think of and more - check it out on the official website here [BUNNYHOP] or buy it online in Australia here -> [BUYIT] for $259.95AUD

R2-D2 Mobile Entertainment Robot

Wow, I thought my Hasbro R2-D2 was cool, and it is.. but this.. this is something special.. while this has just come out and isn't available in Australia yet (or anywhere?).. it HAS to come out here goddamnit or I'll really cry.
R2 is packed full of entertainment goodness, the center panel pops out to revel an ipod dock! The right hand panel reveals memory card and usb slots. There's a built in DVD/CD player and control panel.. a built in projector !!! (yes, a very cool 800x600 projector pops out and will put your favourite dvd on the wall or ceiling).
The Millennium Falcon remote control is nerdy coolness.
R2 is fully motorized and remote controlled, has built in safety sensors and light and sound effects.

My only wish is that they build an R2 with this level of technology but with more automation - if it could actually perform a cleaning or intelligent function i'd give it 10 points - this is more of a home entertainment system in a cool R2 case.. still.. I want one so badly it hurts.

No mention of price.. I'd be guessing around the $1K mark plus ?!

Now my little prayer.. "dear retail lords.. please bring this R2-D2 robot to our sun-burnt country and I shall find the money.. you do your part and I'll do mine.. amen"

More information on the manufacturers site -> [JUMP] <-

iRobot Create

iRobot has unveiled what its fanbase has long awaited - a fully programmable robot for aspiring roboticists. The iRobot "Create" is basically a trimmed down version of the third generation Roomba.
Where the cleaning system of a Roomba normally sits is a cargo bay - this is where you can use the "command module" and add your own hardware.. I picture a big metal claw with some red eyes.. cooool
The iRobot Create supports all the functions of the Roomba, virtual walls, remote, charging station etc but its up to the young Frankenstein's out there to take it from there.
Hey.. here's an idea, lets start a robot wars sport, based on the iRobot Create?! it gives everyone a level playing field as a starting point.. contestents add their armament.. make a tv show.. a million bucks.. aah.. pfft

A variety of methods and programming languages can be used to program the robot, custom scripts in C or C++ can be downloaded with a terminal program or developed using Microsoft Robotics Studio, a Windows based development toolkit.

I've spotted a price of $130USD, so if it ever makes it out here it'll be around the $200AUD mark. Not bad!

I'm still waiting for the Scooba to come out if anyone is listening? Our floors need you!

Neodymium Super Magnets

These are the worlds strongest permanent magnets - and they're relatively cheap and easy to find. They're great fridge magnets, a small one is easily able to securely nail the big calendar you'll get in your Christmas stocking to your fridge. I recently bought 100 x 3mm x 5mm Neodymium magnets from ebay for $17 - they're so much fun and they dont need batteries !
1 word of warning - the larger ones can give you a nasty pinch & blood blister when they snap together so be careful ! (they're also quite brittle).

This ebay store sells all kinds of neodymium magnets in Australia;
http://stores.ebay.com.au/Frenergy-Magnets

Pet Dish with gadget appeal

Scare the crap out of your kitty with this pet dish with automatic open sensor.
The lid automatically opens as your pet gets within 30cms of the sensor and closes when they walk away. Neat! Kitties food stays bug free and anything that moves automatically gets bonus gadget points from me.
The inside stainless steel dish can be removed for cleaning.
The dish comes in two sizes, available from [dstore]

Yoda Backpack

Check this coool Star Wars backpack! Anyone who knows me knows I'm a total Star Wars geek - checkout my star wars action figure webcam [JUMP]

Just like the real Yoda, well no not really - its just a plush backpack...with a zip concealed under his hood, to store all your gear. Very Cool!!
Get it from dstore.com.au for AUD$69.95
and get me one too :-)

PSP Redesign Rumour

Sony Computer Entertainment is working on an imminent redesign of the PSP -  The gossip mill points to Sony releasing a clamshell PSP with a seamless folding screen surrounded by a smaller outer case and more enery efficient guts and a higher capacity battery.
This news springs from a patent filed by Sony.
Read more here http://news.spong.com/article/10227?cb=751